I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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