This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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