they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't EVER smell your tampon
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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