Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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