i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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