I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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