I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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