I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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