Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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