People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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