Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I need water and some morals
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