i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
