I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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