You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
lets start a swedish sibling band together
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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