I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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