marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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