dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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