bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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