I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.