plz talk dirty to me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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