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• (517): View more from Michigan

  and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did yall have sex?

  (214): View more from Texas

  Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?

  (512): View more from Texas

  Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen

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• (925): View more from California

  he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work

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• (516): View more from New York

  My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.

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