I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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