About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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