There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
