How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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