I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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