I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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