Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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