Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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