just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
my liver is dry heaving
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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