i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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