Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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