He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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