it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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