Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize