My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
i need some magic done to my vagina
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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