Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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