My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I love you. Go after that dick
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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