she was so not down for the gang bang
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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