There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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