That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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