Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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