I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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