she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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