Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
