halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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