Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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