Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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