drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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