I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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