There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I didn't notice because vodka
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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