like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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