The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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