I will die if light touches me.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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