If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
one might say we're banned from that church
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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