peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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