Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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